You know who's really fucking batshit insane? Courtney Love. She makes MY mother look like a goddamn soccer mom. But fuck, she can sing (Courtney, not the soccer moms) Well, she can sing- sort of. If you're into the throaty, cigarettes-and-cocaine-for-breakfast sort of dirty rock music she's been throwing at us for the past two decades or so. Which i do. So shove that in your meth pipe and smoke it. (i'm lookin' at you, Mom.)
But yeah, i just felt like saying that. Now onto more pressing matters.....
....which are actually nonexistent, seeing as i have no life. The most notable things that happened to me today were having a panic attack upon discovering a small, albeit terrifying scorpion in my laundry room, and then later pondering what whorey outfit i'm going to wear to West Hollywood this weekend. I'm not an actual whore, mind you- but only because my boyfriend would disapprove of that. He's insanely jealous, you see, so i can't do a thing without him knowing about it. Although that probably has to do with the lo-jack chip he had installed in my left forearm. (by the by, i think it's becoming infected.) So, for the most part, this blog post was completely pointless. Even more pointless because NO ONE is ever going to read it. But i like talking to myself. So, having accomplished that, you should go listen to 'Skinny Little Bitch' by Hole. FYI: Court sort of sounds like a man at first. Just go with it.